It’s time for everybody’s favorite game show! No, it is not “Wheel of Fortune.” No, not “Jeopardy.” No! It is not “The Price Is Right.”
Let me rephrase that intro: It’s time for that wacky, wild game show that most of you have never heard of! It’s “App or No App!” I will be your insufferable host.
Here’s how we play. I name an app that may or may not be real. If you think it is real, no matter where you are, scream out, “App!” If you think I made it up, you scream out, “No App!”
Are we ready? Are we pumped and excited? Okay! Let’s begin.
Today we are once again focusing on smart phone apps. Surely you have heard the witty saying, “I’ve got an app for that!” Sadly, most of the time it’s true, because there is truly an app for everything.
First up we have Electric Shaver. This app shows you a picture of a razor. Flip the switch and it begins to buzz and vibrate just like a real razor! Fun! Then you can rub it on your face and absolutely nothing will happen. Is this app real or not? Yell it out! Yes, you sitting there in Starbucks. Yell it out! App or no app?
Sadly, this app is real. If you have downloaded it and you are older than 7, turn in your phone. You do not deserve a smartphone because you are an imbecile.
Next up we have Hello Cow. This app is a picture of a sad looking cow staring at you. If you poke it, it moos. That’s pretty much it. You poke it, it moos. So what do you think? No matter where you are, yell it out! App or no app?