By Mike Redmond
The Hendricks County Flyer
Tue Feb 05, 2013, 04:05 PM EST
My dog Cookie is 13 years old, which moves her into the stage of life we call Senior Dogitude. Well, maybe that's not the precise veterinary term. But it's closer than the other phrase I am using for her current status: Weird Old Lady.
She's forgetful. Often she'll stand at the back door, asking to go out and, upon getting her wish, do one of two things: Turn around and go back to her bed, or go out onto the back porch and stand there looking around until you remind her to do some business. Then she gets this "Oh, yeah, now I remember" look on her face, completes the mission, and then finds a million things to distract her on the way back to the house.
She's possessive. Her water dish is her favorite thing in the world and she is not at all happy that the two cats, Charlie and Maynard, have decided Cookie's water is the best in the house (with the possible exception of the drips coming from the leaky faucet in the bathroom).
Cookie has also decided that she loves catnip toys. It's not uncommon to see her walking through the house with a catnip mouse hanging from her teeth. Weird. Or perhaps she's just getting even over the water dish thing.
She's argumentative. If she comes up to you demanding the last bite of your pizza crust, and you tell her no, be ready to defend your position against a barrage of whines, growls, barks, grumbles, squeaks, and mutters, not to mention the clackety-clack jaw action I like to call Dog Castanets.
She's gassy. Whoever coined the phrase "ripe old age" must have had a dog, because ripe is exactly the right word. And diet seems to make no difference. No matter what she eats, whether the typical canine garbage diet or the super-premium Golden Age Formula dog food, it turns instantly to methane - lots and lots of it, too, and of the stinkiest variety.
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