By Mike Redmond
The Hendricks County Flyer
Thu Jun 20, 2013, 03:35 PM EDT
We’ve reached another of the year’s milestones — June, the month where mowing the lawn changes from a pleasant springtime chore into an onerous summer task.
Where, I ask, is it written that we are all supposed to live on well-manicured lawns? Who decreed that our yards should look like fairways? Since when did the length and density of bluegrass and fescue become a suitable topic for concern, and the attendant snippy notes, from the neighborhood association?
I mean really: You let your grass get a teensy three or four inches taller than the prescribed 2¼ inch height and they jump all over you like you were harboring fugitives in your crawlspace or making moonshine in the garage. Which is just preposterous. I have a cellar, not a crawlspace.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking over this whole cutting-the-grass business and I’ve decided it is pretty much nonsense.
For one thing, my lawn can hardly be described as grass. What I have is a test plot for every weed known to the central United States. Purdue could bring students here for Noxious Plant Identification Field Trials. If there IS any bluegrass or fescue out there among the dandelions and nettles, I assure you it got there quite by accident.
For another, it’s the sort of job that can only be performed, never completed. As soon as you finish chopping things down to the appropriate height, they start growing again. What’s the point? It’s a fight you can’t win.
Of course, this could probably be a little easier to take if I had a riding mower. I am, after all, a guy. Riding mowers speak to me. They say things about power and efficiency and power and making the other guys jealous and mostly about power.
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