By Rebecca Todd
The Hendricks County Flyer
Fri Mar 15, 2013, 02:47 PM EDT
As I write this, I cannot feel my toes. My nose is running. My skin is dry and sloughing off layers. I'm cranky and I have a mild case of the blues. I have the urge to pop people in the nose just for smiling and saying, "Cold enough for ya?"
No, I don't have major medical problems. I have what is known as L.I.D. - Living in Indiana Dysfunction. It strikes hundreds of millions of Hoosiers each March, which is really saying something because only about 6.5 million people actually live in Indiana.
A recent study identified Indiana as one of the top 10 most depressing states in the country, according to Health magazine. Indiana ranked number nine in a Gallup poll.
I have a couple of problems with this study. Number one, this is not exactly the prime time of the year to ask people in Indiana if they are happy. This is the time of year when every single person who celebrated when that little, furry con-artist the groundhog said, "Spring is just around the corner!" is ready to make a big hefty batch of groundhog stew. It's been six weeks since he laid that load of crap on us and there's still snow in the forecast. What gives, groundhog? You have some explaining to do. I say we string his little, hairy butt up and ...
Forgive me. My L.I.D. is acting up again.
Second, Hawaiians were ranked as the happiest people in the country. I just have to ask, really? You asked people in California, Florida, and Hawaii how happy they are and they ended up being happier than people in Indiana. And that's making news. Huh. Not exactly science at work there, is it, fellows? Did the fact that we all head to those states this time of year for spring break not clue you in? Do you seriously have to spend taxpayer money to take inane polls? Well, do you?
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There was a wide array of reactions to Seattle DB Richard Sherman’s post-game “interview” with Erin Andrews following the Seahawks’ NFC title win over San Francisco.
Mine? Laughter, as the shout-down was the most entertaining thing I saw all day.
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Butler is still a long way from saving its 2013-14 men’s basketball season, but if the Bulldogs turn it around fully and reach the NCAA Tournament, it will have started this past Saturday at Hinkle Fieldhouse.
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A fine season for the Indianapolis Colts ended with a whimper Saturday at New England, but in recent team history, it was far from the most disappointing postseason defeat.
January 14, 2014
The Indianapolis Colts’ miraculous 45-44 wild card victory over Kansas City on Saturday ended just after 8 p.m. After leaving Lucas Oil Stadium, it took until around midnight for the pounding in my head to subside.
January 7, 2014
December 31, 2013
An NPR broadcast examines the question of how communities can better prepare for tornadoes like the one that struck Moore, Okla. on Monday. The broadcast features commentary from Michael Fitzgerald, who reported a five-part disaster series for the CNHI News Service.
May 22, 2013
Part I: Are We Prepared? | Part II: Disaster Dollars Part III: Lessons Learned | Part IV: Warning Signs Part V: The Big One
Smartphones need kill switches. It's a relatively easy solution to the pricey (and irritating) problem of smartphone theft. But who would have thought that the big carriers would team up with Apple, Google, Microsoft, Nokia, Samsung and lots of other manufacturers to voluntarily begin adding the technology by July 2015? The cooperative spirit! It makes so much sense!
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